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On this site you will find all the essentials. Standings, idiotic scorekeeper commentary, the rules, and various links to tournament coverage and info courtesy of our benevolent founder, the one and only Rocky Mountain Lion himself. Unfortunately not everyone shares our fondness but thanks to access to a reported time traveler we get a preview of the many exploits of El Gato yet to come below. The time traveler, known only as "El Queso", has apparently journeyed ahead in time and returns with these images as a stark warning to the rapidly spiraling Pep Guardiola in his obsession with El Gato to move on or worse things are in his future which are pictured below.
Klopp does a 180 and now sings the praises of his one time nemesis el gato
Klopp does a 180 and now sings the praises of his one time nemesis el gato
AP - March 5, 2026
Jurgen Klopp has undergone a massive turnaround and is now a staunch supporter of one he was quoted as loathing just last year, El Gato. The remarkable turnaround gives credence to the reports of time travelers bringing back evidence of El Gato's future exploits which includes a Champions League win for none other than Klopp with El Gato as the featured striker. To call it an unlikely alliance is a massive understatement and it leaves rival Pep Guardiola beyond inconsolable. Klopp was recently quoted when asked about El Gato as saying "If you bottle El Gato's greatness, you would go to jail for selling it."
El Gato Golden run in Moguls
REported Time traveler brings back evidence of el gato exploits
REported Time traveler brings back evidence of el gato exploits
USA Today - March 4, 2026
The Rocky Mountain sensation known only as "El Gato" has continued to ascend the ranks of football management over the past few years but a supposed time traveler who some say goes by the name of "El Queso" has brought back images showing El Gato's dominance across numerous disciplines yet to come. The reports have put City manager and El Gato rival Pep Guardiola just this side of the looney bin.
Guardiola TROUBLES CONTINUE
Guardiola TROUBLES CONTINUE
Yahoo Sports - March 6, 2026
City Manager Pep Guardiola, continues to be wrought with anxiety regarding the man known only as "El Gato" who has become his nemesis. While other critics of the stealthy Gato like Jugen Klopp have become staunch allies and supporters Guardiola remains hell bent on bringing about the feline's demise. Unfortunately his attempts seem to only fuel his discontent and create more success for the Rocky Mountain sensation. A supposed time traveler has returned from the future and tried to warn Guardiola to cease his anti-Gato behavior bringing hard evidence of where it leads. When asked about the time traveler's message, Guardiola was quoted as saying "I loathe cheesesteaks". The quote was widely seen as the sign of a mental breakdown as nobody in their right mind can deny the fantasticness of the cheesesteak.
The El Gato Chronicles
What follows below is a small excerpt taken from the chronicles of a supposed time traveler named "El Queso" who documents the exploits of El Gato brought to the present as a warning to Pep Guardiola to change his ways.
El Gato wins Champions League in 2027 for Jurgen Klopp over Man City
El Gato wins 2026 Masters Tournament
El Gato takes Daytona 500 from Team Pep in 2028
El Gato MVP of 2026 World Cup
El Gato NCAA Tournament MVP 2027
El Gato Super Bowl LXII MVP over Giants
El Gato takes Jeopardy Tournament of Champions League 2028
El Gato - HR Derby Champion 2026
In a questionable move #5 ranked Friars sign goalie known as "red light" for tournament run
In a questionable move #5 ranked Friars sign goalie known as "red light" for tournament run
THE COWL MARCH 2, 2026
For some inexplicable reason the Providence College Friars have finally activated a long time emergency goalie from their intramural league who had remaining eligibility (all of it). It is not known when the new netminder will be available to come off injured reserve (sunburn issue on the back of his neck). Known only as "red light" for obvious reasons (lots of available net in the picture to the left), the Friars athletic director and program are now the subject of a federal gambling investigation. More to come.
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